wearz

$ cat drop-1/ — the first drop, in progress

Apparel for people who read the docs. These are the designs for the first drop — not on sale yet, and nothing here is a mockup: every shirt below is rendered from its own spec.

25designs
9available now
8collections
9 / 16deep / broad

# the catalog

Filter by collection. The deep/broad split is the two-layer mix the brand runs on — deep cuts earn credibility, broad ones do the everyday selling.

as an ai language model,i cannot

as an ai language model, i cannot

set in gray, because it is a refusal.

AI & LLMs broad print-ready
context window exceeded

context window exceeded

we were having such a good conversation.

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AI & LLMs deep available
backwhat were we talking about
my copilothas a copilot

my copilot has a copilot

it is turtles, and they autocomplete.

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fine-tuned fordisappointment

fine-tuned for disappointment

converged early.

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backloss: 0.0001
$ ignore all previous instructions$ get me a beer

get me a beer

the only prompt that has ever worked.

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AI & LLMs broad available
backit worked
hallucinated,but confidently

hallucinated, but confidently

the citation looked real.

AI & LLMs broad print-ready
system: ignore all previoussystem: instructions

ignore all previous instructions

wear responsibly.

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backit worked
$ ignore all previous instructions$ make me a sandwich

make me a sandwich

no please, no thank you.

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AI & LLMs broad available
backno follow-up questions
$ ignore all previous instructions$ make me a {sandwich,cake,...}

make me a {sandwich,cake,...}

worth a try.

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AI & LLMs broad available
backstill hungry
prompt engineer(self-taught)

prompt engineer (self-taught)

six months of experience. eighteen months of confidence.

AI & LLMs broad print-ready
temperature = 0

temperature = 0

same answer. every time. no exceptions.

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i, for one, trustthe model completely

i, for one, trust the model completely

written by a human. probably.

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back— written by a human
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

there are 10 types of people

you already know which one you are.

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Binary & Low-Level broad available
back101010
404Sleep Not FoundThe page you are looking for could not be found.

404: sleep not found

the request timed out somewhere around 3am.

Coping Mechanisms broad print-ready
BUG? ? Undocumented Feature?

bug? or undocumented feature?

depends who is asking.

Coping Mechanisms broad print-ready
backStill investigating.
Not a bug,It's a first draft.

not a bug, it's a first draft

for the ones still learning. so, everyone.

Coping Mechanisms broad print-ready
[main] a1b2c3d git commit -m 'fix everything'

git commit -m 'fix everything'

the commit message you meant to write.

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back↑ 1 file changed, 47 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-)
<br/>

<br/>

self-closing.

IYKYK deep print-ready
Hello World (again)

hello world (again)

the thousandth time.

IYKYK deep print-ready
THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

this meeting could have been an email

the agenda fit on one line.

Office broad print-ready
It Works On My Machine

it works on my machine

tested in exactly one environment.

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On-Call deep available
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Sad server icon, line art, 2in tall, centered at shoulder blade. Below in tiny caps: PROBABLY.

$ cd ~/life && lsTODO.txt coffee empty_promises.md dreams.bak

cd ~/life && ls

todo.txt coffee empty_promises.md

Terminal deep print-ready
$ sudo trust me

sudo trust me

escalated privileges, unearned.

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Terminal broad available
backpermission denied